Google Dollops of Diane: How To Make The Perfect Strawberry Rhubarb Jam

Thursday, June 18, 2015

How To Make The Perfect Strawberry Rhubarb Jam

Wondering how to get your hands on the best jam around? I've got step by step directions for you!

Step 1: Make friends with a person who loves to can. You only need to make one friend because they'll lead you to the rest. How do you know if they can? Don't worry - they usually stand out.

"I eat local because I can" - The ever dorkalicious Lauryn
Step 2: Get yourself invited to one of said friend's "canning nights."
 
Step 3: Show up empty handed, two hours after the work has begun.
 
Step 4: Drink 3 glasses of wine and eat pizza (that you did not contribute to) while you watch them continue to mash, boil, and fill jars.
 
Step 5: Leave for home with a parting gift of one of the jars that they spent hours working on.
 
See? It's so easy. Even YOU can CAN!

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